The other day I walked into the barn
 and what to my wondering eyes should appear
 but five gleefully free alpacas staring at me. 
 I don't know who was more surprised, them or me? 
 Lesson learned, latch all gates securely!
| I know nothing! | 
| I'm dumbfounded! | 
 Life on the farm is never dull.
| Who me? No responsibility! | 
| Are you talking about me? | 
| Why yes, I agree, I am extremely handsome. Yes me! | 
| So remember, the path to the barn can lead to the unknown. | 
| But sun on snow can make all aglow. | 
The End!