WANTED
WILEY LITTLE BUGGER
Name................ Wiley Little Bugger
Alias...................Pain In the Hiney
Sex.....................Unknown
Race...................Woodchuck variety
Date of Birth......Spring 2013
Place of Birth.....Under the backyard deck
Height.................12" when standing on haunches
6 " when on all fours
Weight................Best estimate - 3 lbs.
Fur.......................Brown
Description.........Small young brown pelted groundhog
black paws, white nose
Scars/tattoos.....None known at this time
Accomplices......Possibly his mother
ARMED AND DANGEROUS - Known to devour 4 bunches of kale in one strategically timed swoop. Has sharp teeth, the better to devour with. Stealthy, silent and sneaky. Beware.
Accomplices......Possibly his mother
ARMED AND DANGEROUS - Known to devour 4 bunches of kale in one strategically timed swoop. Has sharp teeth, the better to devour with. Stealthy, silent and sneaky. Beware.
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